“Hōʻalo wale wau iā ia, hele i ka lumi ʻauʻau, puka wau i waho, e ʻānai mai ana ka wahine iaʻu, a pane aku au me ka ʻinoʻino.
"Ua pane ʻo ia, 'Aloha, hiki iā ʻoe ke hele mai i ʻaneʻi?!'Nānā aʻe au a puni a hele akula.Ua hoʻomau ʻo ia i ke kāhea ʻana mai iaʻu me ka hoʻowahāwahā ʻana iā ia.ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻike ua manaʻo ʻo ia e hana ana au ma laila..
"ʻakaʻaka wau a ma mua o koʻu manawa e wehewehe ai, nīnau ʻo ia i ka luna.Ua leo nui ʻo ia i kēia manawa, no laila ua hele mai kekahi mea lawelawe a ʻaʻole ʻo ia i wehewehe a nīnau i ka luna.No laila, hele ka waiter e kiʻi iā ia.Ua haʻalele ʻo ia.
"ʻAʻole maopopo ʻo ia pehea ʻo ia e ʻike ai iaʻu me kaʻu ʻole e hana ma laila.Ua hoʻomau ʻia a ua ʻae ʻo ia i ka hope. "
Wahine: He aha? ʻOiaʻiʻo, loaʻa iaʻu ka helu kūpono!
Wahine: Makemake au e kamaʻilio pololei me ke kauka. E hoʻokuʻu iaʻu e hele. E hoʻopiʻi wau iā ʻoe.
Wahine: Ua lawa au! Komo mai au i keia manawa. E hoopio pololei au i ke kauka nou![nagging.]
“Ua nui ka manaʻo o ka makuahine o ka mea maʻi hou ma hope o kā lākou hoʻopau ʻana i ka hana a ʻōlelo ʻo ia he walaʻau nui ka lumi a hoʻonāukiuki loa i kāna pēpē.Ua maikaʻi ka pēpē, ʻaʻole i hoʻopilikia ʻia, i ka ʻeha a i ʻole ke koʻikoʻi.Ua koi ʻo ia Aia kahi lumi pilikino.
"Ua hele au i loko a i waho o ka lumi e kiʻi i kahi mea na kaʻu keiki.No laila, ua hoʻokiʻekiʻe ʻo ia iaʻu, me ka manaʻo ʻo wau ka mea nāna i mālama ma ʻaneʻi, a nui loa ka walaʻau ʻana i ke keiki ʻē aʻe (kaʻu keiki) a me kāna keiki e pono ai ka maluhia a me ka mālie ( Laki maikaʻi ma kekahi lumi halemai lol).Uku kāna ʻinikua no kahi lumi pilikino (maikaʻi nā mea a pau koe wale nō ka hale piha) a pono wau e hoʻomaka i ka hana.
“ʻO ka nānā ʻana o kona mau helehelena i ka wā i haʻi aku ai au iā ia ʻaʻole wau e hana ma ʻaneʻi a ʻo ke keiki ma kahi moe aʻe kaʻu keiki!ʻAno hilahila ʻo ia akā ʻoi aku ka huhū.ʻIke wau he manawa koʻikoʻi kēia, akā he mea lapuwale kēia kuleana o nā Wahine.
"Ua hoʻomau ia no kekahi manawa a ua hoʻāʻo wau e haʻalele iā ia akā hiki iaʻu ke haʻi aku ua hana ikaika ʻo ia.
Karen: Pono ʻoe e ʻai ma hope o ka lumi kuke, kahi āu e noho ai.
"Hula ʻo ia a nānā hou aʻe, a laila holo wikiwiki aku i ka luna, nāna e haʻi ʻelua iā ia ʻaʻole wau i hana ma laila.
“Ua wehe au i koʻu mau pepeiao a ua noi mai ʻo ia iaʻu i palapala kaʻaahi no Brighton.Ua like wau, 'E kala mai i ka meli, pono ʻoe i kahi limahana kaʻaahi.He kaʻa wau.'
"Ua manaʻo ʻia ʻo ia ka hopena o ka moʻolelo, akā ʻaʻole, hoʻokomo ʻo ia i ka £10 i loko o koʻu ʻeke ʻeke a hele pū me kāna mau hoaaloha, me ka ʻōlelo ʻana, 'ʻAe, e haʻi mākou iā lākou ma kekahi ʻaoʻao ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hana. .Hāʻawi iā mākou i tiketi akā hiki iā lākou ke ʻike mai ka pahupaʻikiʻi ua uku mākou iā ia no ka huakaʻi!
"I kona hoʻoneʻe ikaika ʻana iā lākou, ʻōlelo wau iā ia, 'ʻAʻole wau e hana ma ʻaneʻi.'Pane maila ʻo ia, 'Aʻole maopopo iaʻu, pehea lā wau e ʻike ai? Pono ʻoe e hana pēlā."
“Ua pane aku au, 'E waiho ʻoe i kaʻu mau ʻōpala no ka mea ʻaʻole wau e hana ma ʻaneʻi a ʻaʻole hoʻi e waiho i ke kaʻa ma laila.E ʻimi i kahi ʻē aʻe ma mua o ka ʻōlelo ʻana i nā malihini.'
"Ua pane ʻo ia, 'E kamaʻilio wau me ka hoʻokele.'ʻAʻole au i ʻakaʻaka ʻoi aku ka ikaika ma mua o koʻu kaʻa ʻana ma mua o ka puka komo a ʻike aku i ka wahine a me ke kāne e like me ka manakia e kū ana me ka huhū e kuhikuhi ana iaʻu. "
“Ua hoʻāʻo wau e wehewehe mālie, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole hiki i kāna mau keiki ke holo i koʻu lio, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻae iā ia e holo i kekahi lio ʻē aʻe i loko o ka hale paʻa.
"ʻAʻole pili kaʻu e ʻōlelo ai, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke hōʻoiaʻiʻo iā ia ʻaʻole wau e hana ma laila a ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke 'ʻae i kāna kaikamahine e holo.'”
“ʻAʻole i aʻo piha ʻia ʻo Clyde no ka mea ua loaʻa iaʻu i kēia manawa.He ʻōpiopio loa ʻo ia a ʻike ʻole.ʻAʻole au e ʻae i ke keiki e hoʻopaʻa iā ia no ka mea makemake ʻo ia e nahu.Ua hoʻomaka ke keiki e ʻalo mai iaʻu a hoʻopā ʻo ia ʻO iaʻu i hopu ai i ke keiki ma nā poʻohiwi a hoʻokuʻu mālie iā ia i hope, hopohopo maoli ʻo Clyde e nahu iā ia.
“Huā aʻela ka wahine a hoʻōho, 'He kuleana ko kaʻu kaikamahine e hoʻopā aku i kēlā lio, ʻoi aku paha kona ʻoi o ka lio ma mua ou!Eia kekahi, he kanaka hana wale nō ʻoe, no laila ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻaʻa e hoʻokuke i kaʻu keiki.'
“Ua haʻohaʻo iaʻu.'A'ole e hoopa mai kau kaikamahine i ko'u lio;ʻaʻole kūpono ʻo ia no ka pēpē a hiki ke hōʻeha i kāu kaikamahine.ʻAʻole ʻike kāu kaikamahine ma mua oʻu, ua holo au no 15 mau makahiki, ʻaʻole wau hana ma ʻaneʻi !!!E waiho mai iaʻu!Ua hoʻōho au.
“I kēia manawa ua hoʻomaka koʻu lio e haʻalulu a huli au a hoʻihoʻi iā ia i kona hale paʻa e hoʻomaha iā ia a me aʻu.
"Hele mai kekahi mau limahana hale hale a hoʻāʻo e loiloi i ka mea e hana nei.Ua hoʻōho mau mai ka wahine iaʻu akā ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke hana hou aku me ia a hele aku au no ka mea ua noho ke koʻokoʻo iā ia.
"Ua haʻi mai koʻu mau hoaaloha (e hana ana ma laila) e hoʻoweliweli lākou e kāhea aku i nā mākaʻi e hoʻokuʻu iā ia no ka mea ua noi mau ʻo ia i kāna mau keiki e holo i kēlā me kēia lio āna i ʻike ai.Ua pāpā ʻia ʻo ia mai ka hale ʻai i kēia manawa, no laila, ʻo ka hopena hauʻoli?"
“Ua huki hou au.Ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia, 'Ua kali au i kēia!'Ua manaʻo ʻo ia ʻo wau kāna keiki hānai.Ua haʻi aku au iā ia ʻaʻole wau ʻo kāna keiki hānai.Piʻoloke kona nānā ʻana, E ʻōlelo, "Ua maopopo anei ʻoe?
"I kēia manawa makemake wau e hoʻokuʻu ʻo ia i kaʻu ʻeke, a hele mai kāna mau hoaaloha a ʻōlelo mai iaʻu e hoʻohilahila iā ia a hāʻawi i kāna meaʻai.
"No laila ua wehewehe au iā lākou: 'ʻAʻole wau ʻo kāu mea hoʻokele meaʻai.ʻO kēia kaʻu meaʻai.He malihini au ma kēia hōkele.'Huki au i ka ʻeke mai ona aku, a i koʻu komo ʻana i ka hōkele, nānā au I ka manawa i lawe ai ʻo ia i kāna kelepona a ʻōlelo mai, 'Ke kāhea nei au i [lawelawe hoʻouna] a haʻi aku iā lākou he puʻuwai ʻoe - makemake wau i kaʻu kālā. hope!'
"ʻAʻole wau i noʻonoʻo nui no ia mea no ka mea ʻaʻole wau he limahana.Ua ʻaʻahu ka limahana i ka pālule ʻeleʻele a me ka ʻaʻahu uliuli me ka hōʻailona hale kūʻai.Ua ʻaʻahu au i ka lole Guinness hina hina.
"Ua hele ka wahine ma oʻu nei a hiki i ka hopena o ke ala.ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu inā makemake ʻo ia iaʻu e lawe i kāna mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo, akā huli mai ʻo ia iaʻu, kokoke e paʻi iaʻu me kāna trolley, a ʻōlelo mai: 'ʻAʻole anei ʻoe e pilikia loa ke waiho i kāu kelepona a e hana i kāu hana? Ke ʻike ʻoe i kahi mea kūʻai e nele, pono ʻoe e kōkua iā lākou. ʻO kēia ka mea e uku ʻia ai ʻoe!
Wahine: E kala mai iaʻu? ʻAe, pono ʻoe. Ua ʻimi au a puni i nā pā a me nā papa hoʻolele a ʻaʻohe mea makemake e kōkua!
iaʻu: ʻAʻole au e hana ma ʻaneʻi. Ke kali nei au i ka lawelawe ʻana o kaʻu kaʻa [hōʻailona i ka hōʻailona "Tire and Battery Center"].
"I kēlā manawa, nānā ʻo ia i nā lole aʻu e ʻaʻahu nei.Ua pale ʻo ia i ka huhū a me ka hilahila, ʻōlelo ʻo ia i ke aloha a hele aku. "
"Loaʻa iā mākou nā nīnau he nui mai ka poʻe, no laila ua maʻa wau i ka pani ʻana i ka hana ma ka lehulehu.ʻĪ akula au, 'Ae, e ka wahine, a huli aʻela au e ʻike i kekahi lede waena, ʻo ʻAlani, e kū ana ma hope oʻu.
"Ua hoʻololi wale wau me koʻu hoa pili i nā hiʻohiʻona huikau.Ua ʻaʻahu mākou i nā pālule a me nā pāpale i ʻōlelo ʻia he 'ʻoihana kinai ahi', nā lekiō ʻōmaʻomaʻo ʻōmaʻomaʻo ma ko mākou kāʻei, a me nā pālule melemele ʻeke me nā kaha hoʻohālike.
“Ua huhū iki ʻo ia i koʻu noho mālie ʻana a hāpai maila i kahi ʻalani i mua oʻu.'Alani?ʻO kēia mau?He mau mea hou aku kāu?A i ʻole kēia wale nō?'
“ʻAʻole ʻo ia i ʻōlelo i kekahi mea, ʻo ia wale nō ka ʻōlelo ʻana i kaʻu hoa pili, i ʻaʻahu like me aʻu a e kū ana ma hope oʻu.'E kala mai, he mau alani anei au?'
“Hāpai ʻo ia i kona mau lima me ka huhū a hele ʻo ia ma kahi ʻē aʻe.Ua haʻalele mākou i ka ʻoihana huahana no ke kūʻai ʻana i ka moa, loaʻa iā ia ma ka puka o ka hale kūʻai.
“Ke hoʻāʻo nei au e ʻoluʻolu, wehewehe wau (no ka hā o ka manawa, i ka poʻe e helu ana) ʻaʻole mākou e hana ma ka hale kūʻai no ka mea he poʻe kinai ahi mākou.
“E hele ana au i hope e kiʻi iā lākou, e nānā ana i ke kūlana pōʻino o ka hale kūʻai a me ka nui o nā poʻe e noi ana i ke kōkua, i ka wā i kuhikuhi mai ai ka mea kūʻai maʻamau e hoʻonāukiuki mai iaʻu (ma kahi o 20 kapuaʻi ka lōʻihi) a kāhea maila: 'Ke hana nei ʻoe ma ʻaneʻi!
“Pīhoihoi ʻo ia, akā he kekona ma hope iho ua ʻakaʻaka wau me ka ketchup a haʻi aku iā ia i ka manawa aʻe, ʻaʻole paha ʻo ia i makemake i kahi mea e noho ana ma ka pā a hiki i laila e kiʻi iā ia i kekahi mea.
"ʻAʻole wau makemake e noʻonoʻo i ke kumu i hana ai ʻo ia i ka manaʻo, akā ʻaʻole au kaumaha i kāna ʻai ʻana i nā ʻāpana.Manaʻo wau ua ʻike ʻo ia i kāna mea i hana ai no ka mea ʻaʻole wale ʻo ia i hoʻopiʻi, ua kala mai ʻo ia.
Me: E kala mai e ka wahine, ʻaʻole au e hana ma ʻaneʻi, akā manaʻo wau aia lākou ma ka papahele mua. ”)
“ʻakaʻaka mākou a pau a ʻōlelo ʻo ia i ka nani o koʻu ʻaʻahu.Ua hoʻohilahila iki iaʻu (ua ʻike wau) a laila mahalo ʻo ia iaʻu no ke kōkua ʻana iā ia.
"Ua hele mai kekahi lede iaʻu ma ke ʻano ʻoluʻolu ʻole, ua noi mai iaʻu e kūʻai aku iā ia i kahi ʻaʻahu ʻē aʻe me nā pālule like ʻole o kekahi nui, nīnau mai i ke kumu o kā mākou hui ʻana i nā lole, a noi pono iaʻu e kāhea iā ia i ka lumi laka Fart no ka mea ʻaʻole ʻo ia. ʻAʻole maopopo i ke kumu he ʻelua wale nō kā mākou wehe i ka wā maʻi maʻi.
“Ua wehewehe au iā ia 1) aia mākou i loko o kahi maʻi maʻi, 2) ʻAʻohe oʻu ʻike e pili ana i nā lole lole, ʻaʻahu wale wau iā lākou, a 3) ʻAʻole wau e hana ma laila.
"I kēia manawa, ʻike kekahi o nā limahana maoli i ka mea e hana nei a komo.Aia mākou i loko o ke keʻena laka (nā keʻena ʻokoʻa) a hoʻomaka ʻo ia e kamaʻilio ma ke kelepona i ka hōʻole ʻana o kahi 'limahana hana ʻino' e kōkua iā ia.
"I ka pau ʻana o koʻu hoʻāʻo ʻana i ka lole hou, ua kamaʻilio ʻo ia me ka luna e pili ana iaʻu.Ua like ka luna, 'ʻO wai kēlā kanaka TF?'Ua minoʻaka wale au a uku aku i koʻu ʻaʻahu.
AG: Naʻaupō ʻoe? Hoʻomaka mākou i ka hola 7! I ka lā mua, ua lohi ʻoe! E haʻalele i kēia wahi - ua kipaku ʻia ʻoe!
Ka manawa hoʻouna: Iune-15-2022